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A dispatch on uncategorized — filed May 18, 2026.
Hello babes, it is Monday, which means it is time for me to perform the ancient ritual of Giving An Update. Brace yourselves: this weekend was actually… relaxing? Productive? I know. I don’t recognize her either. So first, the yard sale situation. Picture, if you will, a yard sale that is not so much a […]
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— Inside this edition —
№01 · May 12, 2026
So today – a Tuesday, mind you, after I had already worked a full day like a functioning adult member of society – I decided to rearrange a room. Which sounds like a wh…
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№02 · May 11, 2026
Let me paint you a picture of my life right now. It’s May. The eviction case is still going. I have been back and forth with a property management company so catastrophically incom…
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№03 · January 19, 2026
Today was… meh. Not devastating. Not inspiring. Just me, existing, and getting personally victimized by capitalism. I’m still broke as a joke and trying to figure out how the fuck …
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№01 · September 27, 2025
So, it’s been weeks. My so-called “daily blog” fell off the rails – but hey, consistency is overrated when your life feels like a ping-pong ball being smacked between chaos a…
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№02 · August 7, 2025
Today was day four. Right before a meeting, my internet started acting up and I panicked. I asked if we could push it, even though I’ve been getting by on a hotspot lately. The kic…
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№03 · July 30, 2025
There’s no nice way to say this, so I won’t bother trying: Childhood trauma doesn’t just vanish because we grew up and figured out how to pay bills or answer emails without crying.…
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30 dispatches filed to date
I was supposed to post daily. But every day feels like a new level unlocked in the game called Survival, and babes… I am…
October came in hot with one of those “life is a sitcom but directed by someone who hates you” plots. Picture this: I’m …
Where did I leave off… oh right, eviction notices and financial chaos. So, update: I handled the eviction notice. Turns …
It’s been one week since my mom arrived to stay with me for a while. The plan was simple: she’d stay a few months, help …
Second week on the job and… I think I might have done too good of a job. My plate is officially overflowing, and yes, I …
You know how in The Handmaid’s Tale Gilead doesn’t just pop up one day? It creeps in. Quiet. Normalized. “For your safet…
You will not believe the bullshit I just went through today. The morning started off simple enough: woke up, had my coff…
Today was my second day and overall – still in the groove. Work felt steady, the flow was good, and I even managed…
Today was my first day of work. After five long, strange, liminal months, I officially started a new part-time job. I wi…
Today wasn’t revolutionary, but it was… fine. And in this collapsing empire of mental health spirals and political absur…
Every once in a while, I stumble across a job listing that makes me want to water my plants, light a candle, and whisper…
Last Thursday started weird. You know those mornings where something feels off before you even open your eyes? That was …
So… I was awoken out of a dead sleep today, again. Not by an emergency. Not by my dogs needing to go out or merge with m…