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A dispatch on camper life, family drama — filed November 4, 2026.
Right now I’m curled up in our camper with my love, the fur babes and my beardie, who is the only one in this household with a consistent schedule and zero financial stress. Old episodes of Law & Order: SVU are playing, I’ve got a glass of wine in my hand, and my love is […]
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— Inside this edition —
№01 · October 2, 2026
Well, it’s October, y’all. And if you’ve been following along, you know I bought a camper to get myself out of the absolute fiasco that was our shitty rental property. The deadline…
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№02 · August 10, 2026
Hello babes, it’s been a minute. I’ve been quiet because honestly, I didn’t know how to put any of this into words yet. Some days I feel like I’m just white-knuckling my way throug…
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№03 · July 3, 2026
Bestie. Babes. It has been a MINUTE. Let me catch you up, because since May 18th, life has continued to happen at me with the relentless enthusiasm of a golden retriever who has ju…
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Three picks from the back catalogue. A decent first date with the blog.
№01 · January 19, 2026
Today was… meh. Not devastating. Not inspiring. Just me, existing, and getting personally victimized by capitalism. I’m still broke as a joke and trying to figure out how the fuck …
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№02 · August 25, 2025
It’s been one week since my mom arrived to stay with me for a while. The plan was simple: she’d stay a few months, help split rent, and we’d all save a little money. But life rarel…
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№03 · August 7, 2025
Today was day four. Right before a meeting, my internet started acting up and I panicked. I asked if we could push it, even though I’ve been getting by on a hotspot lately. The kic…
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34 dispatches filed to date
Hello babes, it is Monday, which means it is time for me to perform the ancient ritual of Giving An Update. Brace yourse…
So today – a Tuesday, mind you, after I had already worked a full day like a functioning adult member of society &…
Let me paint you a picture of my life right now. It’s May. The eviction case is still going. I have been back and forth …
I was supposed to post daily. But every day feels like a new level unlocked in the game called Survival, and babes… I am…
October came in hot with one of those “life is a sitcom but directed by someone who hates you” plots. Picture this: I’m …
Where did I leave off… oh right, eviction notices and financial chaos. So, update: I handled the eviction notice. Turns …
So, it’s been weeks. My so-called “daily blog” fell off the rails – but hey, consistency is overrated when your li…
Second week on the job and… I think I might have done too good of a job. My plate is officially overflowing, and yes, I …
You know how in The Handmaid’s Tale Gilead doesn’t just pop up one day? It creeps in. Quiet. Normalized. “For your safet…
You will not believe the bullshit I just went through today. The morning started off simple enough: woke up, had my coff…
Today was my second day and overall – still in the groove. Work felt steady, the flow was good, and I even managed…
Today was my first day of work. After five long, strange, liminal months, I officially started a new part-time job. I wi…
Today wasn’t revolutionary, but it was… fine. And in this collapsing empire of mental health spirals and political absur…