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Quite Curious

"Welcome to my brain — it's loud in here." — Est. MMXXVI

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Storage Wars, Satan’s Sauna, and a Patio Was Born

A dispatch on uncategorized — filed May 18, 2026.

By the Editor3 min

Hello babes, it is Monday, which means it is time for me to perform the ancient ritual of Giving An Update. Brace yourselves: this weekend was actually… relaxing? Productive? I know. I don’t recognize her either. So first, the yard sale situation. Picture, if you will, a yard sale that is not so much a […]

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